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23:16 

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00:09 

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It's all about priorities: you either choose emotions, or you can choose emotions...


@настроение: drunk

@темы: Мысли вслух, just a thought, EW 101

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22:42 

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I had this brilliant thought today. What makes it special is that it came to me blunt, simple and in Russian: no sugar-coating, lots of meaning.

 

Люди не тетради, не ручки и уж точно не скрижали, чтобы ставить точки, запятые и прочие знаки припинания. Людей надо посылать на хуй!!!


@музыка: Carly Simon - You're So Vain

@настроение: (sun)

@темы: EW 101, just a thought

15:00 

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12:59 

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Looks like I finally got my sleep and my dreams back. My head has almost cleared itself.

@темы: EW 101, HDA, MHP, delusion of possession

22:41 

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I made up for all the sleepless nights I've had for the past two weeks or so. Saw a helluva realistic\mind-boosting dream, too. Not gonna say much, though, just this: after the realistic part ended, there was this other part, where another fiddle was involved. I've never seen anything like that in real life. It was made of dark wood; wasn't polished at all and it had this gorgeous curve I won't even begin to explain, because I'll fail to do justice to that exquisite piece of art. I had to save it, and I did. Have no idea what it means. Don't know, don't care, I'm just glad I finally slept my head off, especially since my morning dreams were ruined by Anal Master's abrupt visit.


@темы: EW 101, DM, HDA, MHP

04:12 

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20:51 

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17:46 

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Not to make my diary turn into some sort of "Elephant Chronicles" newspaper, but I'm here with a prime time update:

The condition of the imaginary patient is constantly changing from better to worse. Some time ago (I don't remember when exactly), it ripped off its iv bag, and took itself off life support. It even became pink again), which was a) inexplicable b) unexpected c) fatuous. Then it got sick again, and I had to once again take care of it. The whole thing is like a freakin' roller coaster ride.

Remember I said earlier about not being an animal person? I might as well become one, because elephants, unlike human beings have enough decency not to stick their long trunks everywhere ignorantly and persistently.


p.s. i was thinking of making a new tag "хроники слоника". sure, sounds like fun, but i'm not going do it, because tags, unlike delusional conditions and anything else in this world, are supposed to be permanent.


@настроение: must have chocolate

@темы: Игра слов, MHP, EW 101

04:53 

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"When God closes the door, he opens a window"...with metal bars and a barbed wire behind it. So, if you really want out - you are gonna have to force your way through (which means that eventually you'll bleed to death); or you can use your head instead, and be creative (pretty much speaks for itself); or you can just wait till he (God) throws down a file and pliers...The trick is not to get hit in the head by any of those pieces of junk.

So, it's that simple really: either use your head, or watch it (the head), or you can just proceed in being a clueless moron and enjoy the "joyride" to the afterlife. ^^^


@настроение: *dark forces gimme a bunch of dynamite sticks to blow up the darn window and the shit behind it* :evil:

@темы: quotes, just a thought, EW 101

04:36 

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Insomnia totally has its kicks, such as... time difference)))

@настроение: :tongue:

@темы: EW 101, DM

00:06 

epiphany

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it's like... it's like something. and this space is reserved for a just a thought entry

i'll type it down here, whenever i feel like it. if i feel like.


@настроение: good) thoughtful

@темы: just a thought, EW 101, Coming soon!

00:08 

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space reserved for another just a thought entry



I wrote Pink elephant has left the building”, but the truth is - it’s still there. It’s a different elephant now, though: it’s shrinking, it’s no longer as huge as it use to be, and its color is constantly changing from shade to shade. I can’t even keep track of these metamorphoses! Another difference is that it’s no longer standing in one place watching me with these incredibly thoughtful eyes that radiate bitterness and inexplicability - now it’s migrating from corner to corner of my “room”, expressionless and languorous. It’s like it wants to tell me something, but won’t speak up, because…well, for starters it’s an elephant, doesn’t matter whether it’s an imaginary one or not.))) It’s a damn shame I don’t speak Elephant))), because I’m sure there’s a lot we could talk about. I’m not an animal person, really: I’m growing to be a people person (well, at least I’m trying to be, suppressing all the misanthropic thoughts that pilgrimize through my head), so I have no idea what to do with the damn elephant. I think the poor thing is dying, so I’m going to put it on a life support for a while. Once it dies, I’ll wait till it decomposes. After that, there won’t be anything else for me to do, but to gather its skeleton, put it in my closet, shut the door and hang a huge padlock on it.

I liked the old elephant, though). It was so pink, and pep, and it was growing these shiny strasses on its back))). It was so much fun to observe it. I was determined to kindly banish it from the room as it was, but unfortunately I didn’t make it on time.

The moral of this story is:
Elephant is no Elvis – it can’t leave the premises on its own.

Here’s another thought: maybe, just maybe, I should find a 800 lb gorilla and put it in the same room with the dying elephant, to bring the latter back to life? Or should I just let the poor creature die in agony? I don’t really know the answers to these questions, but I sure like the metaphor. It has a point. Then again, if things go south, how and where am I going to hide the skeleton of the giant ass gorilla?


Okay, before I say anything else, that will make people doubt my sanity I’m going to wrap this one up, and go change my elephant's iv bag.

To be continued...



запись создана: 28.04.2010 в 20:45

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@темы: Игра слов, just a thought, EW 101, Coming soon!

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22:15 

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www.formspring.me/libita23

 

Why do I have this nagging feeling that I'm going to regret all of it?))) Hope I'm wrong.


@темы: EW 101

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02:27 

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I know I say I hate him a lot, and I don't see him much, but he's an amazing friend.

So, thank you G: thank you for your insight and for your twisted support; for having a fresh opinion and funneh attitude towards my psychosis.

I'm going to kill him, though). If he stands me up once more, later I swear I'll [try to] smother him the very minute I see him. I think, if I remember it correctly, the last time I saw him was last summer, when we got caught in the rain, barely made it to his car and he drove like a madman :)

Boy, you're such a douche-bag!) ^^^


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@темы: MHP, EW 101, DM

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